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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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