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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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