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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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