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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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