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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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