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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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