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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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