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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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