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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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