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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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