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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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