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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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