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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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