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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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