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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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