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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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