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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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