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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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