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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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