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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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