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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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