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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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