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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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