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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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