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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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