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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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