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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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