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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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