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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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