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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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