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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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