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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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