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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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