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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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