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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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