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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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