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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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