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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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