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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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