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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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