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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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