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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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