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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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