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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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