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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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