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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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