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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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