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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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