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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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