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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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