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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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