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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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