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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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